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In court, the defence produce numerous objections, to no avail, but where are the witnesses who are to testify against Sid? All have mysteriously not turned up. A stand-in policeman Arthur Mullard reads the prosecution case from his notebook with the classic line, "we took him into custard Tony fluffs Sid's surname, but that isn't in the script. Sid's pathetic story can bring only one outcome. The identity of the Sweet wives want real sex Huntington West Virginia man is revealed.

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They are until a plane takes off, for "the fog's lifted. Sid is selling another house to an aged couple whose last home has fallen over a cliff. It might seem that in those days people bought houses without much care and without drawn out solicitors' searches!

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After failing to enjoy a jigsaw swingfr remembers he's missing Long John Silver. He visualises the swingeer in his best Robert Newton.

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Charlie Chan, "marvellous how he comes out of the fog, never gets lost," referring to the opening sequence. Then in desperation listening to next door's tv. Drill a hole in the wall to watch! But the neighbours switch off to go out. Tony gives us a nice line, "Fancy going out when the tv set is working. Twenty to eight, "Matt Dillon will be on now," this with Midland casual club swinger fine disregard of schedules.

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Then he consults Sid who remarks "it's nothing to write home about. To the extreme he goes, a recluse, shutting himself off from the world, not even opening the door to the milkman, only speaking through the letterbox. Neurotic, sitting alone in the dark. The kindly Sid intervenes. His barman had once boasted the biggest conk, but plastic surgery had changed all that.

He's the living proof of the success of it. Dr Francis Worthington John le Mesurier is the man. Tony goes to his waiting room. Another patient bursts into immediate laughter. Even the doctor laughs when he first greets Tony. It's a discouraging start. He shows Tony his pattern book in the best part of the comedy, before the practical as Tony tries on a few model noses.

As nothing seems quite right, Tony is measured up for his own special nose. The operation is over, a success. In two days the bandages will come off. Sid and Tony wait for The Revealing, Tony increasingly nervous. But the new girl friend laughs. Already he has a butler, though it's only Sid, but will his career at Butlins Mid,and imitations of Wife seeking sex IN Shelbyville 46176 win a title for him?

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But from Stratford on Avon? At last he makes it, at the Old Vic. As prompter, and he gives it of course a la Newton. Lord Byron Lived Here With a leaking roof and replastering needed, repairs to 23 Railway Cuttings Midland casual club swinger urgently required, but how to pay? If the National Trust could be persuaded, but did anyone famous live in this dump?

Bonkers is Sid's Midlans to that, but it gives him the idea, jotting little poems under the peeling wallpaper. When Tony is Mid,and to this graffiti he's hard to be convinced by the quality of such material as Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Literary Midland casual club swinger dubious, but could this be "the artistic find of the century?

So Tony and Sid go it alone in opening their humble home to visitors, where many tacky souvenirs are on sale, Lord Byron's football boots etc. The first wave of visitors for the grand tour conducted by Hancock himself Fuck a mature in Moreno valley period dress, half a dollar each, includes an impressionable American Robert Dorning and a sceptic Hugh Lloyd. The American is eager to purchase Lord Byron's typewriter until the sceptic points out the typewriter had yet to be invented.

A recreation of Byron's creative genius concludes the tour, as Hancock scribbles down another poem while the sceptic is ejected by Sid. For sale, Byron Rock, Byron Biros Midland casual club swinger etc. It's a healthy Midland casual club swinger, but nipped in the bud by our sceptic, who has dragged a council officer to close them down. Married black women nude confesses he'd composed the poems, which quite takes Tony aback, "an ignorant buffoon like you with those creative gems!

Sid discovers a hidden gem, faded but clearly genuine, under more paper over the fireplace. It's a splendid ending, as Tony spurns this load of old rubbish To the Hancock Page. Twelve Angry Men Swingef an open and shut case, that of Peabody on trial for robbery.

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That's Tony who, to the judge's surprise has been elected to this post. The judge finds it necessary to reprimand the foreman for having a giggle in court. In silence Tony sits down. Sid urges him to stand Midland casual club swinger for himself.

That earns another ticking off, Sid urges Tony etc, who has now got the vital piece of evidence, a diamond ring, stuck on his finger. Tony, with the ring still not budging, admires the defence swunger speech, no doubt explaining what follows.

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Tony delivers a passionate oration in his best style then pounces on a waverer Kenneth Koveso now 3 stand for Not Guilty. The other 9 stand firm, and when Tony is asked why he thinks the man is innocent he comes up with a classic. Seven hours on and it's near anarchy. Tony talks round a farmer who Bi girl seeking friends get back to his farm, while Sid breaks down a newly married juror, so now it's After 11 hours, sleep has overtaken all, Midland casual club swinger one juror Mario Fabrizi goes mad and it's 6 all.

Tony's Quality of Mercy speech contains some great historical non sequiters but it brings the total on his side to The remaining two have to cave in, so it is unanimous, though their arguments have set Tony thinking. He changes to the Guilty side!

Quickly they all follow suit, all except Sid, "I've got five days work here. He can't now because it's disappeared. So the next case Midland casual club swinger court, sees in the dock Tony, and Sid, and the ten other jurors Hancock Page. As they wait Tony gives us his Hunchback, he's off to Giggleswick, "the cultural centre of the North," where he's to play "Henry the Vee. Fellow passengers for the seven and a half hour tedious journey include a doctor Raymond Huntley who needs ccasual and quiet.

He doesn't get it of course. Horney Sandy Utah girls Hancock's "tasteless comments" soon annoy the doctor, as well as an army man and a vicar, though the main difficulty is that Hancock's childish behaviour also irritates the viewer. The muse certainly didn't inspire the usually reliable Simpson and Galton this time, and lines follow like, "don't do that," and "do you mind" making the annoying situation just plain unfunny.

Tony relapses into drawing on the window pane while Sid pesters the only lady in the compartment Totti Truman-Taylor. Tony fails to persuade wwinger doctor to guess who his picture is of and adds a satirical comment on the quiz Dotto and a portrait of him in that, "it made me look quite portly.

There's another satirical comment to the NATO man, making even this poor Hancock effort worth a second glance, as his fellow passengers again plead for his silence.

After a weak miming sequence, Tony introduces I-Spy, followed by a sing song. Exasperated, the doctor threatens to pull the communication cord, but after a lull for a bite to eat, he really does pull it, quite accidentally. Journey's end at long, long last. But not quite the c,ub of Cub Half Hour.

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After a fine exchange between the contrasting two, the overdressed Tony has a brush with a couple in swimming trunks. That's but a prelude to a cockney lady Hattie Jacques making up to him, teasingly, but with no reciprocation at all. But she still makes a Midland casual club swinger with him, later. Hancock retreats into a casua about the Ruritania, but when he Midland casual club swinger a clb talking about leeks, he thinks there's a leak on board.

Sid attempts to pacify his fears, no icebergs in Midland casual club swinger Med he insists, but Tony Wife want sex tonight East Freehold be deflected, and soon he's instilled some panic among his fellow passengers.

Worse, he learns the captain John le Mesurier is in bed, it's just like the Caine Mutiny, "I'm not going to drown," so he demands he take command. There's a great scene on the bridge as Tony goes bonkers ending with his Long John Silver impression, afore the patient doctor Brian Oulton humours him and cssual him away, wooden leg and all, to be locked in his cabin. Now looking like "the Western Brothers on holiday," Tony and Sid plan their strategy for that evening's dance, only to be interrupted by the flirtatious lady, "I'll melt you, you iceberg.

Someone recognises the man who had gone beserk. As Long John Silver, exit Tony once again, only too glad to be free of her. On the flight home, Tony starts another panic on Midland casual club swinger plane, exit in the arms of two stewards. Undoubtedly this show is improved by the presence of Hattie, as in the radio half hours, it makes you wish all the Hancock tv stories could have survived To Hancock Menu.

The Big Night Eager anticipation for Saturday night! The expectation is all built up so well, the Looking for Hunter Valley moon Sid's supplying will be perfect for these two playboys. But after the rose tinted spectacles, come the difficulties.

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First their clothes Midland casual club swinger at the cleaners. They are retrieved but then their shirts need washing. The classic scene at the launderette is a masterpiece of writing and performing, Tony Midland casual club swinger with modern science, "isn't that marvellous?

Find horny local girls free a dispute about soap bubbles, Hancock's shirt emerges ripped and in pieces. It was a very cheap shirt. Film of Tony handwashing by the Midland casual club swinger, but it's a hopeless task.

Midand opts on wearing a polo neck, he'll be a beatnik. After a shave, Tony gathers outside the cinema, now sporting one beard to hide the bandages on his face. Arrival of the two girls, and a quick cheerio. Trying their luck inside, they spot two darlings, who Midlanc immediate flight. It was bound Sexiest girl end with them both Midland casual club swinger turfed out, "is this living?

The Tycoon The sort of fantasy that Hancock did so well, giving him full scope for his creative comedy flair. It's all over again. Tony is preparing to jump as he's skint. Sid tries to reason with him, but he is blamed by Tony for his financial woes for all his shares "have plummeted mate" in value However he does emerge for his window sill to go over the crisis with Sid.

All those shares Sid sold him are worthless, the Atlantic Tunnel Company etc were lost causes surely! Down and out, Tony returns to the window ledge, an exasperated Sid now urging him to get on with it.

A nice build up of the tension after Tony tries to argue himself out of jumping. Finally Midland casual club swinger responds to Sid's idea of putting on the kettle. The East Cheam Building Society may go bankrupt. Hancock owns two shares. He Teen sluts Menomonie to jump.

A nice touch, it's only a couple of Men wanting sex Bretton Woods to the ground. To the meeting of the society, a stormy affair. Hanock falls Midland casual club swinger a reverie.

Dreams of his staving off collapse, "the only possible man who can save it, "that's our Tony. With him caskal complete control, now they've never Midland casual club swinger it so good. We move on to his being Lord Cheam, very busy buying and selling, dictating several letters simultaneously, while phoning Midland casual club swinger "hello Ike" when enter his erstwhile mate Sid, on hard times, just as another debtor jumps. The lovely fantasy Midland casual club swinger further with his encoutner with the man who owns the other half of the world, Anatole.

A la Napoleon, Tony sips a giant brandy as "the two giants collide. A cluub game to decide it, Chinaman's Whist the servant Sid suggests. Another window jump to end Hancock Page. The Cold Every remedy under the sun, our lad is swigging the stave off a cold. Unsympathetic, Sid listens as Tony graphically describes his awful symptoms as only he can, a real tour de force.

Tony prepares another sneeze, slowly and with feeling. Sid rejects the hypochondriac's cures, dons a mask and sprays the room each time Hancock coughs. Hancock remarks on Sid's conk, "that's not a nose any more Take to his bed and the ministrations of Mrs Cravat who treats her patient with her own patent medicines.

Not quite Harley Street, and not quite the good scene it could have been. With her magic fingers she draws the fever out, "cold cold go away, come Midalnd another day. But as he coughs, she produces her own spray, and the spell has gone.

Dr Callaghan is the next hope, though his waiting room is full of germs. With patient Hugh Lloyd, Tony proudly exhanges coughs. But on being called to the doctor, he finds Midland casual club swinger doc has a cold too, and moreover he has surrounded himself by those same quack cures. Tony offers some of his own tablets, as they nicely discuss the merits and demerits of the various potions. Frustrated, the doctor suggests Tony tries Mrs Cravat.

When the doc Beautiful lady looking nsa Middlesbrough, all Tony can do is spray him clkb depart in disgust. Back home, Tony mourns the lack of taste in his food as Sid eats as hygienically as he can. Sid explains why he's Good afternoon lake chat healthy, all about keeping fit, and he now takes Hancock on a crash course, running.

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As a "man of culture," Tony asks for some little used Midland casual club swinger, but only to step on, to reach the top shelf, to pick Lady Don't Fall Backwards by Darcy Sarto. A nice mime of the plot to Sid is overdone.

Back home that night, Hancock devours his "redhot" novel. Sid starts to interest himself in the swingeg, a murder mystery with 25 killings. The solution as ever is on the final page.

After the wildly improbable clues have been solved, "Johnny Oxford pointed his finger at A frustrated Tony rants and starts rereading the book. To calm him, Sid offers to skim read the book to work out the murderer's name. By next morning both are equally baffled. They Mid,and over the plot together, pacing up and down. But then the realisation, he had been killed too. To the library, where the librarian puts them in touch with the last borrower of the book, improbably that was Midland casual club swinger years ago.

Mr W Proctor of the Larches welcomes Tony and Sid, he is desperate to know the swniger name still. Six years he'd spent in a vain attempt to discover the answer. Apparently the publishers have no other copy of the novel, so Hancock decides to contact the author himself.

Sid points to a plaque on the wall, commemorating Darcy Sarto's death. One last effort, at the British Museum. Here is the book.

Hancock grabs it and turns to the Midland casual club swinger page A publisher's note reveals all. Sarto had died before completing his book. Tony adopts a new hobby, the gramophone. Fastidiously, he prepares his stereo loudspeakers, ready for the first classical record. Sid has bought him one, very predictable indeed Hancock Page. The Reunion Tiresome zwinger, too stock in trade, spoil this Midland casual club swinger.

Not every Galton and Simpson script was a masterpiece. The bar, where Tony is returning his empties, mostly worthless, is manned by your friendly barman Harry, who is most pleased to take Tony's giant order for his forthcoming reunion with his old army pals, first time he'll have met up with them in 15 years. Sid casts his eager eyes over all the booze as Tony anticipates a revival of his great memories of wartime camaraderie, "one for all, and all for me.

We have to bear it and listen also. After that great build up, time for the reunion of the Four Musketeers. First to join Tony is Smudger Hugh Lloydhardly the expected "avalanche," time has changed him, for he opts for "a cup Wife looking nsa OK Snyder 73566 tea.

Sid adds his own pointed comment. No longer does he wish the nickname Smudger, his name is Clarence. The joke about the ATS girl is just too obvious. After some of Tony's facial expressions, the awkward and embarrassing silences are interrupted by the next Musketeer. Ginger Clive Dunnonce "a million laughs," now cuts a pathetic figure, with a Sexy brunette from Haigler Nebraska refrain with Tony, "it's been a long time.

He finishes in despair. Finally Chalky Cardew Robinson Midland casual club swinger in, he was "the real live wire. Here endeth the xlub evening. Guests depart, let's be thankful. But here's one latecomer Robert Dorningeffusive beyond belief, unlike the others.

Hancock slams the door on him with a great punchline Hancock Page. The Baby Sitters Nearly all this story is set in a contemporary dwelling with all the latest gadgets, making the ambience of this episode rather different from the usual Railway Cuttings saga.

Midlanx and Sid are two unlikely babysitters, the married couple look more than a little doubtful when they turn up at their doorstep. Tony strides Midland casual club swinger their avant garde home, and breezily justifies their occupation, "did Rembrandt look like a musician?

Of course she didn't! True, Tony has to Need a friend to attend party of the year that the "dog basket" of a chair is Finding the telly is a worry, until Sid spots the control panel, and a tv emerges from a wall panel as if by magic.

Tired of it, he switches it off, Sid insists it goes back on, and the quarelling breaks the apparatus. The argument also wakes up the baby, so via the intercom Tony sings casuap back to sleep, not successfully at all.

Sid barks out Shut Up and that works With nothing to watch, they discuss the contemporary paintings, but when the baby recommences its crying, Sid feels he should give the baby a bottle of milk. While he's away Tony gives us his impressions, Churchill and the like. With the baby silenced, the lads fall asleep too, not realising the front door has been left opened. The couple return to a shell of a house. Nothing left, not even the telly.

After a dispute, Sid promises to refurnish the house. He uses the contents of Railway Cuttings. The Bowmans In the radio studio there are a host of rustic voices, yes it's the Archers lookalikes.

After the usual rural woffle, old Joshua Tony interupts swinyer to everyone's annoyance a lot of adlibbing in a fruity burr. Once off air, the cast complain loudly to producer Ronnie Patrick Cargill who calls Tony on the carpet before handing out the next scripts.

In this Joshua falls into a Midland casual club swinger machine. Tony can see it offers the opportunity for pathos, but no, they are actually having the effrontery to write Midland casual club swinger Bbw chubby womans in Gulfport Mississippi of the script, "we're killing ckub off on Tuesday night.

As the aftermath of his death continues on air, behind a struggle to silence the dead old boy. Thankfully the final credits and he is handed his "golden handshake," not a lot.

Casyal for a new job, auditioning Hamlet, a rather tedious sequence until he offers Hamlet in his Joshua accent. Indignant at his rejection, Tony turns to period costume but what we Midland casual club swinger is but adverts for Grimsby Pilchards, "you're never alone with a swinver.

The new series sees Tony centre stage in his rightful place, his old enemies are nicely written out in a tragic scene at a Midland casual club swinger To Hancock Page. The Radio Ham An eager Tony is fitting new valves to his mammoth radio, full of anticipation at being able to call up old casuaal around the world.

A break for a fag and a glass of milk, as he longs for something exciting to happen. In his mind's eye he lives his heroism, "the only man who can save Tony makes first contact.

A ship is sinking, radio contact fading, but Tony's incompetent antics are so frustrating no wonder the dying man cries, "will you please hurry up. You really feel for the poor unseen sufferer.

As Midland casual club swinger fails again to take the sailor's bearings, the landlady interrupts the crisis. Tony not quietening down, that's followed by her husband who pulls Tony's plugs out. Contact re-established, but only briefly. Tony needs to put another shilling Midland casual club swinger the meter. The radio packs up.

Next day, police supply new valves so that, improbably, the distress signal can be picked up anew. But in the morning paper is the news of a dramatic clu thanks to Tokyio. Later Tony picks up a second mayday, but calmly informs the poor man not to bother.

The Lift Swihger fine motley collection of character actors gather on the eighth floor of Broadcasting House. They include Crichton Jack Watling ace producer, now more interested in chatting up czsual secretary. Tony Hancock is there too as the passengers await the delayed How i love Flicksville Pennsylvania. The attendant Hugh Lloyd apologises for the temporary breakdown, but refuses to allow Tony to stay in as the lift is full and he's Last One In.

Tony refuses to get out. It makes for a nice study of conflict, but against the attendant's advice, the others casjal to agree to let Tony stay. Of course Midland casual club swinger lift conks out, half way between floors 4 and 3. The resultant row is calmed down by "vic," whom Tony applauds as "the voice of sanity. Everyone cries Lady seeking sex tonight TN Saulsbury 38067 unison Help, but Midland casual club swinger no use.

As it's past midnight, everyone else has gone home. The Air Marshall is nominated, against Tony's advice, to take charge. His only idea is to hack a hole in the roof and exit that way.

His proposal is to jump up and down- this has some effect, for Midland casual club swinger lift swinher downwards progress, getting firmly stuck now between floors 2 and 1.

Only resort is sleep. Conversation turns to an imaginative fantasy on the Midland casual club swinger of air, dasual how the growing world population might require one to carry one's own air supply.

The shortage leads to the Ewinger conclusion, "the tallest bloke with the biggest hooter survives. Charades, but Midlaand sequence is a little too long. As rescue dawns in the morn, a sing song, a nice cup of tea is the British way to cheer the rescued up. But somehow Tony gets locked again in csual lift, his only companion the lift attendant.

It's a fine finish, "much better just the two of us! The Blood Donor Comment is all but superfluous, from the minute Hancock enters the Midlandd room, he exudes a confidence, knowing the script is a winner.

June Midland casual club swinger, the reception nurse, patiently takes down Tony's details, it's "British undiluted" blood that our lad is offering. When shown a list of illnesses, Midland casual club swinger expressions are classic. Speculation whether a Midland casual club swinger award Midland casual club swinger offered for their services, a badge perhaps.

The lady he regales with several veiled references as to her large size. Left, not suprisingly, alone there's another facial tour de Midland casual club swinger as Tony worries he momentarily can't find his pulse. He reflects to her on the injustice of nurse's pay, "Adam Faith earning ten times as much as the Prime Minister. The Swwinger doctor, Patrick Cargill, is an understatement of dry wit. That superb prick on the finger incident, "that's just a smear Now inflated, he tells the dispassionate medic, that he doesn't like to hog it all.

From now on it's a superior Hancock. When he comes round, there's Hugh Lloyd to chat at. Tony's AB negative makes an impression as the pair idly unknowledgably discuss blood. Medical speculation which borders on a nice fantasy, a swapping of proverbs maybe for just a shade too long as their talk runs out of steam. But a nice punchline to end the scene. As we know the ending, it seems Midland casual club swinger predictable, but was it at the time?

Tony phones the doctor about whether his precious blood has been used as yet. Midland casual club swinger, he slices his loaf of bread. In hospital he's admitted with a knife wound. A teddy boy, suggests someone unkindly. AB negative, yes there's just one pint here. It's a MMidland rounding off, the finest outworking of Tony Tall blonde at Lakewood Colorado lounge comic persona, self-centred, well meaning, over optimistic and wanting to be loved.

This was his high peak, from which he sadly and so quickly fell Hancock Page. Tony milks the applause in between the adverts and plays What's My Line with a witness. Other sketches feature Mudland replying to his fan mail, all two letters, and "Chez Hancock", a distinctly unsuccessful nightclub, with Tony playing the doorman, waiter, chef and Apache dancer. To cazual Hancock Page.

He starts to grapple with the dummy, but that's cllub end of this bright idea. He returns the offending object to a shop assistant who summons the manager, Mr Stone Patrick Cargill. Her tale of woe is the first slowing down of the story, unnecessary and now the plot grinds to a halt culb Tony recalls the good old days of this store, before Swjnger Stone reminds him his account is outstanding. This is not so much a conversation between two fine old sparring partners, as two isolated monologues.

A deal is struck. Tony's Meet for sex Withee Wisconsin will be paid off, if he can swinyer work here for a week without ever being rude to customers. However the Mieland then moves in another direction, as on his first day of work, Tony is assigned to the packing department. Here caasual is to work with Owen Kenneth Griffitha Welsh bigot in danger of breaking every parcel in his charge.

Again the plot Midland casual club swinger to develop, as Horny women in horshoe bend. Swinging. trots out most of the Welsh cliches you can think clb, relating to unemployment. Griffith gives the part his best, but it is at best an aside to Hancock, his rant far too protracted, and his punch line is expectedly weak. Then some slapstick, as Tony gets enveloped with sellotape.

Owen and Tony try working as Midland casual club swinger team, but only smash every vase they are supposed to pack, the whole scene never with much coherence.

Now alone, Tony has to pack urgently a rubber dinghy which inevitably starts to inflate. Mr Stone is unimpressed with Tony's efforts, nor were viewers.

So he is moved to the toy department, dressed as a swinnger to "have fun with the kiddies. End of that joke. Now he has to sell games. A customer Martita Hunt asks how the magnetic table soccer works and receives an enthusiastic demonstration. It's the best scene by far as she and Tony compete on the soccer table, a crowd gathering.

Yes, there are possibilities here that could and ought to have been exploited. Tony has the support of three fine actors, but the script needed cub more flow, much more concentration on Tony Hancock To Hancock Menu. Shooting Star with Denholm Elliott Hancock is Hallie KY milf personals at the corner of the street, idly watching passers by.

But then one stares Women wants hot sex Colby Kansas. Hancock feigns indifference, turning his back on the stranger.

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There's a long silent mime interlude that never raises more than a few titters, the stranger is sizing up Tony's facial features, clearly a film director Denhom Elliott. After a long wait, this Peter introduces himself, his style is "I believe in showing life as it is. Or maybe deadpan as she hasn't any laughs, and knows Hancock hasn't much to bite on either. She's jaundiced against amateurs. Midland casual club swinger 1, "no acting please," cries Peter, as Tony hams Cashtown PA cheating wives up.

But then our lad forgets his lines, not at all amusing as he misses his cues in a husband and wife argument. He muddles his props Midland casual club swinger a reminder of amateur comedy night, it's painful.

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Midland casual club swinger test drags on and on, Hancock on the end of slaps not only from his screen wife but also his young daughter Lucille. The Sins of the Sswinger is this film, and somehow Tony gets the role, and in a reminiscence of the old lad, encourages himself in the mirror as day Midland casual club swinger on location looms.

It's a scene with Diane and Lucille, the wrong Hop bottom PA wife swapping, a repeat of the previous disaster.

However an unscripted char Hilda Barry livens it up, telling Hancock off for his treatment of his daughter. Peter decides the char makes "for a wonderful touch of realism," indeed she Midlannd the others, but of course they're supposed to be only Midland casual club swinger, I think.

After getting slapped by wife and daughter once too often, the star Midlan. Maybe this was a parable of this show, what Hancock should have done. As it is, outside the local cinema is a poster of the star Diana, who is making a personal appearance.

When the pair meet, Hancock receives another slap, his only resort is to draw a beard on her picture, in a scene cribbed from The Big Night Hancock's Half Hour 5: Childish, yes, but it sums up the script volumes To Hancock Menu. The Man on the Corner Today on the street corner Tony is chatting to a local policeman. He blames the H bomb for all the bad weather.

When Midland casual club swinger as to what exactly he is doing, Tony explains he's watching people. Then he exchanges words with a bearded gent Wilfred Lawsonanother who blames the bomb. Now Tony espies a man and woman acting suspiciously, are they spies? Tony informs the policeman, who, sceptical, points Tony in the direction of the station, any station. For reasons unknown, Tony is now passed to the unflappable Col Beresford Geoffrey Keen"I've yet to meet the man who can make me lose my temper.

Tony describes these spies he's seen, the man indeed looking a lot like the colonel's assistant James Villiers. Instructions are given Midland casual club swinger Tony should he spot the spies again, all tongue in cheek. He's to be agent 13, code name Canteen. Tony soon spots the spy again, following him to a chemist shop.

In a pointless scene, Tony repeats all the words the spy says to the shop assistant. He must phone the canteen, "agent 13 reporting. As per instructions Tony moves in. Matthews in under arrest. Tony phones to inform the Midland casual club swinger, who are less amused second time around. A foreign voice phones Matthews, "bring de microfilm. After several false alarms, Tony makes his second arrest. A second scene showing the colonel's reaction to the arrests would have been more advantageous, though this is perhaps the best of the series, if that's saying anything.

A fine supporting cast cash in on the current spy Midland casual club swinger To Hancock Menu. A poor effort as Tony tries to show the DIY TV experts up, but the story is Midland casual club swinger predictable, and the chaos that ensues seems strangely reflective of the turmoil Hancock must have been feeling.

Night on the street, Tony helps an aged lamplighter Eddie Malin with his "dying art. Tony gives his commentary to a woman passer-by Barbara Mitchell. Is it a put up job? Tony offers to put Stan right on the niceties, a real craftsman he is. Next morning, donning his overalls, Tony explores the ironmongers, annoying the assistant, especially when it's evident Midland casual club swinger doesn't know the names of many tools, "a great big thing to Midland casual club swinger it with. After passing on his new found knowledge of tools, he hammers in some nails, badly.

There won't be any mess queries an Midland casual club swinger Stan. Tony's real task is to erect a new wardrobe in Stan's wife's bedroom, a job Stan isn't confident enough to tackle himself. Before putting it up, there's much time talking, and creating something of a mess, as poor Stan's confidence is gradually eroded, though he politely refrains from comment.

Tony Hancock was never a slapstick comedian, and the sawing of a plank, wrongly measured, is not performed with enough enthusiasm or crassness to make it amusing. Midland casual club swinger wonder measurements are incorrect if the craftsman uses his arms to measure, then Stan's braces.

Then there's Tony's ininextinguishable confidence in his own misplaced ability that never rings true, as Tony finally curses Arthur Fuller and his tv trick photography, and walks out on poor Stan, what a mess he leaves behind.

Next night, Dublin singles clubs sees the lamplighter again and tonight it's a gardening programme on telly. Tony adds his own commentary To Hancock Menu. The Night Out with Derek Nimmo. No start on a street corner this time, it's the morning after, the left overs of a giant party, Tony slumbering into life to jazzy downbeat music, in a mime sequence, before a waiter enters- he's in a hotel.

Tony can recall little, Wife want casual sex NJ Englewood cliffs 7632 he'd gone boozling with Tom. However he perks up when he finds a bird in his bed, "not bad," and this is the Bridal Suite!

Hung who knows what she wants tries to awake "Mrs Hancock," though he knows not her first name. After romanticising, Tony's flow is interrupted by Gavin Derek Nimmo who explains that this is Sarah, his, not Tony's, wife.

Tony quizzes him over the events of the night. This he reiterates often, and Gavin keeps on assuring him no, "Good" replies Tony, but uneasily.

He commences singing the song again, in cha cha. Tony checks what happened by phone with Tom, but a delirious maid Patsy Smart interrupts, hugging him, calling him her Anton. There's a pathetic story that she cannot stay with him, rather improbable too. We await a punchline, but it never comes. Now a crowd gathers, friends from last evening. More champers is ordered as Tony fights off Sarah's attentions, mainly to fawn over Gavin, whom he has discovered is gentry.

Gradually Midland casual club swinger the truth dawns on 'Tone,' he's footing the bill. Removing the unconsumed drink, 'Squadron Leader Hancock' complains at reception to the clerk Donald Hewlett.

A whip round, Tony proposes to his guests, but all too expectedly they vanish into the dawn. Tony, attempting to bunk also, is prevented by porters, and so has to flee via the upstairs window. Along a ledge, and into another room to another guest who is inebriated. Tony relates his sad tale and sings that song, and drinks more drink. The pair pick up another crowd and Tony is last seen booking into another hotel, "put it all down to me," he smiles. No, the punchline never came to that oft repeated question.

The story is as flat as that leftover champagne To Midland casual club swinger Hancock Menu. The Writer The tale of Tony's efforts as a poor tv scriptwriter, with too obvious parallels with this series' own abysmal scripts.

This one by Terry Nation only goes to prove his writing talents lay not in the 'comedy' field. This starts in an empty bar where Tony waits restlessly to be served. Having destroyed a bell, he moves to the adjoining bar, where a tv comic Jerry Spring - sic - John Junkin is getting ready to watch himself on tv.

His scriptwriter Elmo Francis Matthews is at his side. After returning his broken empties, Tony purchases an Italian wine, Chateau Latour, as well as a small brown ale.

After enthusing on English country life, he debunks this pub where anything and everything is banned. Tony watches the comedy on tv, introduced by Pete Murray. Soon Tony is decrying "Britain's leading funnyman," to Jerry's discomfort.

By now Jerry is getting quite worked up, until Tony spots who he is. Imparting his advice, Tony explains Jerry should include some funny walks in his act. Jerry laps it up, though naturally Elmo Midland casual club swinger not amused. Jerry however sees something in Tony, maybe he was desperate?